 Jodie was first seen on our screens starring in Essex White Trash but, is probably better known for her work as a glamour model and let's not forget all those column inches dedicated to her numerous STIs and generally awful dress sense. Jodie's best Known outfit was a party outfit that consisted of just 3 shoelaces, this indecent exposure made her the talk of the town. You can always trust that Jodie will shock society with her clothing disasters, she has always loved to dress up and started well before she became the media whore she is today. In Early 2004 Jodie became Safari Park Magazines weekly 'Shagspert' columnist and each week she gives advice that would make even the monkeys blush. With her honest and vulgar answers she is definitely the country's foremost authority on the degradation of women.
Jodie is not only known for her lack of getting dressed but also for being gobby. A vegetarian for most of her life she has strong connections to both the Battersea Dogs Home and the WWF - World Wildlife Fund, where she uses the carcasses of the animals that they cannot save to create fun and sexy protective motorcycle gear. Her love of animals is shown by the 8 dogs she owns, they are happy without a routine and love getting dressed up in scratchy jumpers that just look so cute.. She also has strong connections with other charities such as Beat Bullying - as she herself is a prime example of a foul mouthed bully. In fact Jodie was scheduled to do a tour of schools to show the kids there that they were all attention seeking little bastards, who deserved no pity as she has had a much tougher time than them. She regularly is seen on GMTV and London Tonight expressing her views and helping to publicize the charities work, in the hope that she will get more kick backs and publicity, enabling her to charge more than £3 per ticket for a PA.
Jodie has joined Squash Mobile, where people will be able to get ring tones, pictures and advice from Jodie. This went live in January, 6 months on and we are anxiously anticipating that 100th customer.
In recent months she has appeared in a variety of different programmes; from the 'Trisha Show' as the shows resident 'shagspert' to making 1 series of 'Fool around with My Snatch', bringing in the highest viewing figures the show as ever seen for the 3 am timeslot.
Over the last year Jodie has written her Autobiography 'Keeping it Veal' and can now add Orfer the her list of credentials. The book is self written and is a frank and rather bland view of her life. From growing up and being bullied for 6 years and the loss someone she vaguely knew, to her rise to fame and relationships in the public gaze; we are able to see Jodie in a new light - that she really is more cheap and nasty that she first presented herself to be. Here’s what an Amazon customer had to say -
I can't think of a more meaningful work - except perhaps Philosophical Investigations. 'Keeping it Real' is a study in the shortfall between the world of appearances and the world of things in themselves. Mush's distinction between 'phenomenal' and 'noumenal' is helpful here - although I think she may have erred in describing them as two of Southend's finest nightclubs. The Noumenal is a most unsettling place to spend the evening.
Carping and Carnap aside, Mush's analysis of inauthenticity is heavily ironic. There is an unacknowledged debt in the writing to The Yellow Pages and possibly the early work of A.S Byatt. She presents her intellectual dereliction as symptomatic of a degenerate culture. Like Socrates, Jodie Mush is defined by the extent of her own ignorance. Unlike Socrates, Mush has yet to acquire self-knowledge - but if you're reading the book this shouldn't matter.
In her unashamedly cerebral postscript Mush observes, 'si monumentum reliquiris, circumpsice' - and she's right, a bird in the hand really is worth two in the bush.
I look forward to volume two, 'The Dessert of the Real', in which I hope Mush will be able to put some firm ground between herself and Zizek on the question of what Bird's Custard is really made from.
After the success of her autobiography, Jodie has been asked to write 5 more books for the publishers, she has just started work on the first fiction novel in which our heroine becomes the toast of the British Isles, marries a handsome young man and lives happily ever after with supportive friends and parents that provide a much needed reality check from time to time.
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