The one where I get shafted by my EX-husband because he is a vile jellus bullying c*nt!!!!!!!!11111!
Well fans, as you will have noticed I have not blogged for a while,
this is because I have been at home, in tears, crying whhhhhhhhh meeeeee,
due to the hideous bullying of myself that has recently been carried out by NTV,
with the complete cooperation of Marky Cockflop, the man who I loved with all
my piece of coal for a heart, more indeed than there are grains of sand etc etc.

As you know I married Marky in September, it was the best day of my life ever!!!!!!111!1 
I couldn’t wait for us to settle down together and have wild asphyxiated sex followed by
tiny babies for Marge to look after. 

BUT mush to my horror and overwhelming dismay it turns out that Marky was only
marrying me to get ½ of my house – which (as you know) I have whored myself and my family
 worked really hard for, it is not easy being a media darling and all round charidee rep
extraordinaire you know – and a load of money off Not OK magazine – who I didn’t even
want to take my wedding photos as they are a bunch of hating lesbians who are just jellus
of me and my totally crazy life, but he insisted;; luckily for me, my best pal in the world
evah Dave Courtney-Cox-Arquette warned me that Marky was probably up to no good
and was likely to try and take me for everything I’ve got, including my diamond and
swarovski crystal encrusted Tiffany which was a hen night Gift from Disney Lawn………
I will never give it up Marky; do you hear me you c*nt b*stard; you are only famous
because if your association to me, you wouldn’t have ever even been on TV if I hadn’t
lowered myself enough to be your WIFE!!!!!!!  And are you grateful, NO, it’s so f*cking
unfair, the most unfair in the world ever, in fact, and I will f*cking hunt you down and
bury you in the hills if it is the last thing I do, or my name isn’t Jodie Mush………………….

Sorry got a bit upset there, ST Lauren was on hand with a paper bag with a bottle of vodka in it
for me to breathe into though, she truly is a girls best friend, she is like another Paddy or Lyla to
me, I love her with all my heart, more than all the grains of sand etc etc, and would almost
definitely report it if she wandered off somewhere so people could help me find her.

As I was saying, Dave warned me that Marky was more than likely just a thieving c*nt trying to
get famous off my back and so I shouldn’t give him half my beautiful house ‘til I was sure of
his intentions, and that is the only reason I never put him on the deeds.  I completely planned
to once he had got me pregnant and baby Pixie Kim was on the way, but as you have seen,
he never loved me, he was just in it for the fame so I luckily didn’t have to do it!

So here I am single again, after all my hopes and dreams of a future for me as Mrs Cockflop
were dashed.  I begged Marky to make a go of things, I even promised to stop strangling him
during our marathon, super sexy, lovemaking sessions.  But to no avail, he took the money ……
I want that back Marky, I am the famous one, not you, you’re nothing, NOTHING, without me………
and ran.  Now I hear he has a new bird, lesbian; blatantly, who is helping him spend my hard
earned cash, bitch – I bet Mr Kipling wouldn’t shut his production lines for her, no f*cking way. 

So boys……….come and get me!!!!!!  Txt Jodieisadumbslut to 88090 for your free
f*cking awful, droopy titted tasteful nude photo and I’ll meet you in the sugah hut on a day of
your choice, just remember to change out of your school uniform and carry a fake ID, I’m not
buying the drinks after all.

Love you all for ever

Jodie MUSH xxxx

P.S. check out my myspace www.markycockflopisadumbcuntwhowouldntknowsuccessifitnmarried
himmadehimfamousandrobbedhimofhalfahouse.com

P.P.S  Quote of the day; “Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet.”
Robin Williams